the alternative to windows activation...
the rest of my department went to some thank you lunch thing for the IT dept. I didn't go, partly because someone really does need to sit around here and hold down the fort... and partly because I really have no desire to... well, I won't finish that- I'll leave it at that and it will seem finished enough, right?

so yeah. here I am, eating crackers and drinking pink lemonade whilst contemplating the reese's peanut butter cup sitting immediately to my right... and hey - I'm going to fill out this survey now so that I can continue to enjoy this time of slacking, alternately referred to as lunch.



1. What's worse - Physical or Mental cheating?
They're both pretty shitty- I have found that I'm capable of doing neither... but I'd have to say that physical is potentially more damaging.

2. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive

3. Can men and women be Just Friends?
from the perspective of the woman... yes- in my experience, I can't say that it's always worked for most of the men in my life, at least not the straight ones.

4. How do you feel about dating Co-Workers?
I wouldn't recommend it... It might seem like a good idea, but it's bound to backfire at some point...

5. All expenses paid vacation to anywhere?
New Zealand

6. What was your last meal?
aside from this one I'm eating right now? A sausage and egg sandwich... I think.

9. Is flirting cheating?
It's all about the intention behind the flirting and how far someone is willing to take it. Though I wouldn't recommend flirting with your slutty friends (this goes for boys & girls alike) in front of your s/o - it just fucking hurts feelings... okay?

10. Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals?
one great friend... just one.

11. If someone called you a bitch would you be offended?
if they were justified (as sometimes people are), I'd either apologize or shrug it off.. If they weren't justified, I'd wonder what they were jealous over... If they were doing it just to be difficult- I'd punch 'em in their stupid fucking mouth. *nods*

13.Would you live with someone without marrying them?
I've done it in the past, it hasn't worked out that well... I'm not very easy to live with, really.

14. Favorite sport?
sport? umm... I choose CURLING!

16. Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or end of the tube?
why does every other stupid, time wasting survey I fill out have this dumb question on it? Does anyone really care??? (In fact, does anyone really care about these answers at all? I just fill them out to kill time)

17. How do you feel about tanning booths?
I've never had a tan in my life... I'm just varying shades of white, and sometimes red.

18. Friends with benefits?
complicated... and for the most part overrated.

19. Do you believe in angels?
the images of ugly little rosy-cheeked children with tiny feathery wings? fuck no. I assume that's the context of this question - work on phrasing and maybe next time you'll get a better answer.

20. Would you rather take pictures or be in pictures?
the camera's lens just provides another way to view the world- I'd definitely rather be behind it.

21. Have you ever had any type of relationship with a married person?
not within the context this question implies... Imagine being the person who finds out that your spouse is involved with someone else? I have a family history of people doing that sort of fucked up shit (I think that's why I got shafted out of a happy, or even remotely normal childhood)- so I find it hard to accept or forgive.

24. What color looks best on you?
I've been told that I look nice in pale blue...

25. If you could play any sport professionally what would it be?
show jumping.

27. Are you a jealous person?
only in matters of the heart - the jealousy normally spawns from suspicion. I've been cheated on a lot- okay... What the hell do you expect?

28. Would you ever have plastic surgery?
nahh- unless maybe it was to repair damage from some sort of serious physical trauma.

30. Who has the sexiest accents?
Scots, Welsh, Aussie, strong Canadian, and in some rare cases, German... I am also a big fan of the Christopher Lambert accent- whatever crazy hybrid it is...

32. Favorite song?
right now - it's a toss up between Wind and Rain (Crooked Still) and Down To The River (Duhks)... (and how much do I wish I was in Europe right now where they're touring together- feh)

33. Favorite movie?
The Point (and a close tie for second goes to: Labyrinth / The Muppets take Manhattan)

34. What's your occupation?
IT tech. I fucking hate computers.

35. What is your astrology sign?
Pisces / Rooster

36. Are you a beach, country or city person?
I require a healthy, and fairly well balanced mix... It all depends on my mood.

37. Have you ever seen or called anyone you met on MySpace?
Almost everyone who friended me on Myspace are people I am either related to, know me in real life already, or are in a band that I like (come to think of it though, I've actually met the folks in Gandalf (Joziah is hilarious,and one of the nicest guys I've ever met, and his son is sooo cute.), I had the chance to meet the Duhks, but chickened out because I have that embarrassing crush on Leonard Podolak)

38. Have you ever had a "secret affair?
nope- though the last person I was involved with and I were both rather reluctant to let on to anyone that we were involved - the relationship began falling apart shortly after people started to figure out what was going on...

39. If you could own a non-traditional pet which would it be?
an Oryx, or maybe a Capabera...

40. Favorite show/movie as a child?
I was waaaaay into anything even remotely having to do with Muppets...

41. Where do you spend most of your money?
The market.

42. Are you currently working at a job that you hate?
most of the time.

43. Have you ever been so heart broken that you called in sick to work?
No, but I did once skip a weeks worth of Biology class to avoid an ex.

44. Favorite drink?
mmmmbeeeer. Preferably something thick, dark, and coffeelike.

45. Can you change a car tire?
Yep.

46. Favorite candle scent?
the kind that don't smell like friggin perfume.

47. Would you consider yourself adventurous?
Yes

48. What is your MySpace profile song?
umm... I don't have any of those... I have an artist account, it's got 3 of my songs on it.

49. Favorite concert attended?
Chris Thile at the Ark back in June.

50. Would you date an already attached man/woman?
hell no.

51. Would you sing Karaoke in front of co-workers?
Sure thing.

52. Can you shoot pool?
If I said no, I'd be hustling.

53. Do you like your siblings significant others?
I don't have any siblings - I get on quite well with my step-siblings spouses though.

54. Can you drive a stick?
not very well.

55. When you marry will you wear white or black?
Errmm... I will wear whatever is clean and weather appropriate for the big party in the middle of a field that I plan on having.

56. Have you ever sat and hoped for a phone call?
I've sat and waited for a phone call... when I was told I would receive one... but no - I never really expect anyone to call me unless they say they will- and even then, they usually don't.

57. Ever skip school and spend the day at the beach?
nope.

58. Favorite T.V show?
right now, Torchwood.

59. Last piercing you got?
I don't have any... I have insane skin allergies- so it has always been something to avoid.